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I just had a dream I was best bros with one of the Jonas Brothers…. I had been at the movies with a nonexistent cousin and I guess we started talking and then he got a really bad headache! He even fell dramatically to the ground! So I was like “do you need an ambulance??” and he said yes so I tried to dial 911 but I was so scared and shaking I dialed 821. So I finally dialed it and I was expecting the “911 what’s your emergency?” BUT INSTEAD OF THAT I GOT SOME SECRET AGENT CHICK WHO WAS LIKE “DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE’RE DOING??? IF YOU KNOW WHST WERE DOIBG THEN I’LL HAVE TO KILL YOU” AND BY THAT TINE I WAS JUST REALLY CONFUSED AND SCARED FOR MY NW JONAS BROTHER FRIEND SO I TOLD THAT BOTCH THAT I JUST NEEDED AN AMBULANCE AND SHE GAVE ME MORE SHIT SO I HUNG UP AND WENT BACK OVER UO HIM AND I ASKED IF HE STILL NEEDED AN AMBULANCE AND HE WAS LIKE NO IM CHILL NOW THANKS AND I WAS LIKE OH GOOD IM NOT QUALIFIED TO DIAL 911 IN EMERGENCIES…

Then it went into some other dream with some kid I knew from somewhere…. I was at the end of soccer practice and it was WICKED HILLY just past the edge of the field and I think they were the Creative Arts and Jackson Troupe kids playing hide and seek in the dark…. It was pretty intense and the lighting was gorgeous….

So for the past couple classes we’ve been “discussing” homosexuality in my religion class.

I’ll give you a few seconds to cringe and think of the worst.

Ok.

So at first it was talking about what it was, which is a person who is attracted to someone of the same gender. We talked about discrimination and the class wasn’t do bad.
But the book.
The book is what I’m angry about.
It’s sugarcoating it’s homophobia, besides being ignorant on the rest of the LGBTQetc community.
They put a story about a most likely aromantic girl in the homosexuality page. What. The fact that they don’t mention any other sexualities also bothers me.
But back to the section.
It says, and I swear on my cats grave, it says outright that homosexual love is less that hetero. Besides the fact that that is incredibly insulting to me, my love for my crush, and the love of so many other people, it’s completely untrue. People are totally capable of loving someone of the same gender with just as much intensity as a heterosexual for someone of the opposite gender.
I guess I have to be glad that the teacher didn’t force us to read that particular box on the page.

/posts hours later

ander-son:

finnickerr:

Come on has anyone ever actually used the word benign validly in a sentence

I am eight but I will soon benign

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